i like plush rumps and i cannot lie

thewanderlustlibrarian:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Reblog for “Robeneros”


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marty mcfly is going to arrive exactly a year from today

please click for full view you that you will never regret

please click for full view you that you will never regret

writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation

chikittyxo:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET FORFUCKINGEVER I AM CRYING

(blasts halloween music and christmas music simultaneously)

weloveshortvideos:

"Lyrics don’t have to make sense as long as there’s a drop"

phossphene:

so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.
so naturally, Tyler bought over 600 bottles.
it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.
without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.
he spent $34

phossphene:

so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.

so naturally, Tyler bought over 600 bottles.

it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.

without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.

he spent $34

#hero